how to effectively waste your time, part two
Too much time on your hands? Here are some suggestions for wasting it:
Tell a five-year-old what not to say at the family Christmas gathering.
Well, it’s a fine passive-aggressive way to get your point across, or an option for some mean-spirited fun.
Debate “over-the-top” or “under-the-bottom” with regard to toilet paper.
If you must, be sure to quote reputable sources, even if you have to make them up.
Learn how to make your own cola.
I have never, ever heard anybody say homemade is better than the real thing. And I did my research (speaking of a waste of time).
Make a dress (or shirt) that’s a size too small as incentive to lose weight.
Not fair buying it. This is how to waste your time, not how to waste your money.
Binge-watch “Family Feud.”
You cannot possibly justify this one.
And last but not least…
Make New Year’s Resolutions.
If I need to explain, congratulations.
Image Credits: (cola bottle, sewing machine, tv set) © GraphicStock. (toilet paper) © owattaphotos — Fotolia; (clock) © niroworld – Fotolia